I Hope Brian May Was Wrong

Wakeboarding on Saturday morning – my back’s killing me.

Clubbing on Saturday night – my hips are killing me.

Cycling on Pulau Ubin on Sunday – my legs are killing me.

Karaoke screaming on Sunday night – my throat’s killing me.

Saw my best friend Russ off at the airport this morning, after a series of wonderful weekends with him, during which my boyfriend Alec and my entire family did their best to make our time together as lovely as it was because they knew how much this visit meant to Russ and me – my heart’s killing me.

Too much love for one person to bear, and I’ve never figured out what I did to deserve any of it.

Pissing The Night Away

I’d been looking forward the whole of last week to my firm’s Pupils Bash on Friday, because lawyers are such great party people!

Gotcha.

The real reason was that free flow of drinks at Cocco Latte = FREE FLOW OF HOEGAARDEN ON TAP, YAAAAAAAY! to me. Sadly, upon arriving and bounding merrily to the bar, I was informed that the club’s arrangement with my firm didn’t include Hoegaarden as part of the free flow. Crushed, I therefore drowned my sorrows with 10 assorted shots of tequila and vodka, 2 beers, 1 vodka and lemonade, 1 JD & Coke, and finally a session in the obligatory firm Dentist’s Chair during which tequila was poured down my gullet. By the way, the only other two pupils I saw who weren’t afraid to drink and weren’t embarrassingly drunk by the end of the night were both guys, and all three of us studied in England. Go figure.

By the time Alec joined me at 11.30, many people had left, been brought home, or were stumbling around drunkenly outside, and no one seemed interested in staying to dance. Since I wasn’t in my comfy dancing shoes and was feeling a bit peckish, we left too and went to Newton for a sotong, stingray and Tsingtao supper with Jacob, Ian and Chiho.

A random mention of pool during supper got our hearts set on a pool game at 4 AM, and an Indian stall uncle (or it might have been the bengs at the next table, I forget) said to try Selegie Road, so off we went, to a roadside bar which looked as if it had been expecting 100 rally-car enthusiasts to show up but which was starkly empty. “In the absence of booze, I’ve ordered us 3 cheesecakes,” Jacob said, and they were good. I think we played 3 games, during which Alec beat Jacob, Jacob beat Alec, and I fell asleep halfway during my game so I don’t know who won but I certainly lost.

Labrador Park

Some photos from the weekend. These were taken at Labrador Park.

Labrador Rock
Barnacles and colours
Lichen on ruins
Lichen life in the ruined fort
Muslim ladies fishing
Makciks and tankers

(makcik: Malay lady, usually middle-aged or older.)

Countdown

The countdown to London starts on Friday.

On Friday, my best friend Russ arrives in Singapore on a 3 week vacation.¹ As if that level of Michelle bliss isn’t enough, the Scratch Perverts play at Zouk the night he arrives! So in one fell swoop, I’m getting two of the things I’ve longed for most since returning to Singapore – the company of my best friend, and the chance to see some of my long-running favourite DJs again.

The same week that Russ leaves here in May, Nav arrives on her visit.

A few weeks after Nav leaves, my pupillage ends.

A few weeks after my pupillage ends, I make what I hope will become an annual trip to England, and see these two people, other people I love, and the city I love, again.

¹ Obviously he’s also exploring other bits of South East Asia during his holiday, would I be so cruel as to force the poor guy to stay in Singapore for 3 weeks, just for me? (Don’t answer that.)

I’m Channelling Toni Braxton As You Read This

It’s extremely flattering when someone as cool as ci’en refers to you as her “indie lawyer ou xiang” (Mandarin for “idol”), but these past few days the reality has been rather un-idyllic. I tried to write a rant about it, but confidentiality obligations and the law of defamation kept getting in the way.

In marked contrast to my usual activity-filled weekends, today brought some very welcome quiet time, at least for me. I woke up at noon, had a lazy lunch and caught up with my Internet surfing, occasionally sparing a compassionate thought for Alec, who spent the afternoon at Fort Canning lifting kids on and off horses (fundraising for Riding For The Disabled).

Dinner at Werner’s Oven, which wasn’t particularly notable except for the very fair price of their Erdinger. Then back home for lounging and American Splendor, which was delightful.

Tomorrow we have no plans apart from cooking dinner for my family.

Breathing is so nice.

Due Drudgery

Won’t have time to post much until the weekend because I am involved in the tenth circle of legal work hell also known as due diligence. Essentially, I have to spend hours (as in, 14+ hours at a stretch) looking through reams of contracts and summarizing them, with only an iPod to keep me sane. Ellen Allien and Neutral Milk Hotel were good music to work to yesterday. Soundmurderer wasn’t.

This is a fucking far cry from The Practice, man.

Stor Of Myself

StorTroopers are back! I’ve lost the original StorTrooper I posted on this blog in 2001, but recreated one for old time’s sake. And then I made a couple more. (Sorry to any Walt Whitman fans out there for that terrible title, I just couldn’t think of anything else.)


Butchmania Michelle, 2001

Girly Michelle, 2005, with cat


Fusion Confusion Michelle, in loving memory of the days when I had a black girl’s ass in a yellow girl’s body

Dominatrix Michelle, FOREVER

Flea Love

How much do I love flea markets? Let me count the ways:

  1. CD: The Discovery Of A World Inside The Moone (Apples In Stereo), $4
  2. CD: Curtains (Tindersticks), $4
  3. DVD: American Splendor, $6
  4. Pink button earrings, $4
  5. Beige top with two guys who look like extras from MacGyver stencilled on it in prussian blue, $5
  6. Black top with rough-cut neck and armholes, small mustard yellow rose print, and lace all the way round the waist, $2
  7. Beige oblongish bag with criss-crossing lines of khaki leather and eggshell blue sequins, $2
  8. Dirty brown (in colour, not state) Jap-style bag with 3 cartoony guys with Afros, and “I LOVE AFRO” on the back, $3

I Love Afro

There was a guy asleep on the floor at one of the stalls, which is never a good idea if you’re at a flea market and have funny friends. (Click on the photo to view a full-size version.)

Guy with price label on ass
“Buy T-shirt & take loser home for free!”

I Have Never

Like most Londoners, I’ve rollerbladed, tossed frisbees, and played football in Hyde Park. On my 21st birthday, I was led across London blindfolded by my friends, who then brought me into the middle of Hyde Park and instructed me to count to 20, untie myself and find them in their various hiding places. I have not, however, played ultraviolet tag in Hyde Park, and though I hadn’t realized how much I wanted to before, I now feel the poorer for it.

I liked this observation in Londonist’s writeup:

Maybe this was Tomoko’s plan; the invitation to play games in Hyde Park was not a ruse designed to create art, but the art was a ruse to get a bunch of po-faced “sophisticated, refined urbanites” to come and play games in Hyde Park.

Call Me Matlock

Today at work, I learned how to use the binding machine. I am glad to add it to my repertoire of office machinery, having mastered the fax, scanner and photocopier several weeks ago. Oh, and the giant stapler.

Truly, there are some things I am learning in these challenging 6 months on the cutting edge of legal practice that they don’t teach you in five years of law school.

I’m learning the paper shredder tomorrow.