Swahili Newcastle Porn Boobs

It strikes me that these two recent search requests leading to my site (not this one, Ineffable) are at different extremes of the obscurity spectrum.

If you’re from the UK, no prizes for guessing which one I think you can find easily enough without having to use an Internet search engine. Buy her a drink and they’re yours!

(And just like that, she insulted all of North English womanhood.)

7 comments

  1. stumbled upon this through a chain of links. (not dodgy google searches.) was surprised to discover that you are an rj grand-dunno-how-many-generations-removed-senior and studying at UCL too. and a faint memory of you being one of those adults who hung around CAP99 all those years ago. the world’s kinda small.

  2. whoops. made that ‘studied at UCL’. :) I found the ucl site before I found this one. They still haven’t deleted it, amazingly.

  3. Mark, I did. I am shit. I am so sorry. I’ll reply soon, I’m just a little busy failing exams at the moment. Meanwhile I wear green socks in your honour.

  4. Hey Mich,

    Good luck with your exams!

    I would be honoured if you wore green socks in my absence! Hehehe.

    Hope to hear from you soon…

    Regards,

    Mark

  5. I’d like to tell you that you have the wrong impression of the North-East, and that “Geordie lasses” (as they are termed) are in fact reserved and polite for the most part. But you’re obviously too clever to see through such a lie-it is a shithole.

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