Pun-ishment
I’ll be the first to admit I cram too many awful puns and awkward references into my post titles, but that still doesn’t mean I deserved to open my feed reader and see The Guardian’s Lap lands Selfridges Santa with sack despite elf warning.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO!
Ahhh. Happiness.
Heh, see also: UK rides high in new index of casual sex.