Rangy

Conversational fragment from Thursday night:

Sister, entering room: Where’d you go earlier tonight?
Me, lounging on the bed: Lindy-hopping.
Sister: What are you listening to?
Me: The Dismemberment Plan.
Sister: What are you reading?
Me: Hart, The Concept Of Law.
Sister: I’ll say this for you, Mich, you’ve got range.

Bus Giggling / Afternoon of Poetry and Music

On the bus to the symposium on Wednesday morning, I got strange looks. I’m not sure if it was the way corners of my mouth tend to curl uncontrollably while reading the Economist (which I often find ha-ha funny – gems from that particular issue included “Yet, for the first few months in office, Mr Bush managed to focus relentlessly – sometimes even comically – on his campaign promises. Thus his tax cut was trumpeted as an answer first to an overheating economy, then to a sagging one and finally to higher energy prices. It sounded silly, but he got his tax cut.”) and trying not to chuckle audibly, or the fact that I abandoned the Economist for The Muppet Show when it started showing on the TV (yes, we have TVs in buses in Singapore), and then couldn’t help a suppressed giggle when Kermit got surrounded by a group of cheeses who wanted to perform various numbers on the show, such as the Cheddarnooga Choo-Choo.

After the symposium I rushed to RJC for the Creative Writing Club’s annual Afternoon of Poetry and Music, which always tends to turn itself into a CAP reunion of sorts, which is good in a way, but has the potential to turn everything into too much of a masturbatory clique if taken too far. So I tried circulating, cocktail reception style. I suppose it was just my bad luck that the first person I talked to who I didn’t already know then followed me around for the rest of it, trying to make conversation that I honestly wasn’t that interested in listening to, because he bored me, and I then had to seek refuge in people who I knew. I chastised Yi-Sheng for dying his hair, not to mention actually starting to comb it, and for wearing a proper shirt and trousers. I felt this burgeoning attention to appearance marked an unwelcome break from his previous genius-poet image, where he went around in uncool clothes and ignored hair.

Dinner was in Holland Village with most of Council 2001, and Terry, and then us oldies went to Orchard Road in a failed attempt to watch Save The Last Dance, which was sold out. We ended up in the Borders bistro where Luke started drawing me on the (paper) tablecloth. Don then drew Luke, Zakir drew Don, and I drew Zakir. I still have problems drawing lips. It’s always the lips that scupper it all, dammit. Zakir looked reasonably like Zakir until I got to the lips, and then he looked like Marilyn Monroe with short hair and specs.

File Under Copout

From this week’s episode of the X-Files (Via Negativa/The One About The Guy With A Third Eye Who Creeped Doggett Out): Scenes From Story-Editing (aka Michelle Kvetches)

Chris Carter: Okay, droogs, this one’s gonna be all about Doggett, because he’s new, because we needed to chuck Mulder in a UFO so that whiny boy Duchovny could be in as few episodes as possible, and because I’m the Messiah.
Underlings: All hail Christ Carter.
Chris Carter: Oh, and because none of us are good enough writers to develop Doggett’s character while Scully’s in the way, we have to find a way to get Scully out of this one.
Underlings: Hmmmmmmmm.
Chris Carter: Hmmmmmmmm.
Misc. Underling: I know! Let’s get her abducted by aliens too!
Chris Carter: We did that already, remember?
Misc. Underling: Bugger.
Chris Carter: Hmmmmmmm.
Underlings: Hmmmmmmm.
Chris Carter: I have it! She’s pregnant, right? Let’s put her in hospital with acute abdominal pains! There’s nothing like a pregnant woman in jeopardy to yank viewers’ chains!
Underlings: Truly this is genius!
Chris Carter: Mommy’s Little Plot Device. I planned this all along. [earlier I wrote about the shorthand I use to note my displeasure when judging debates. This is the sort of claim that’d get an “OH, PUH-LEASE”]

Ugh. This is still my favourite show, but they really do deserve a whipping for that. Using the pregnancy for nothing other than to conveniently remove Scully from the action whenever the hell they feel like it is shamefully shoddy writing.

Debate Judging / Handspring Buying

Phew. A googleworth of thoughts have been building up in my head over the past couple of days with little opportunity for release, with the result that they’ve been boinging off each other and my already frail grey matter in classic Brownian motion. My eyes are getting a little glazed, and I’ve been surreptitiously checking my ears every now and then for leakage.

Let’s start with today, which is as good a place as any, and which was impressively productive. I judged three debates, gave three adjudication speeches, and slipped out between the second and third debate to Funan Centre with my sister, where we bought Handsprings. I now own yet another gadget I don’t reaaaaaaally need, but shamelessly lust after anyway. Yay. :)

The debates were preliminary rounds in the national JC debating championships, and I have to say that the competition’s either undergone an considerable increase in quality, or the debating gods were smiling on me, because I didn’t get a single debate that made me contemplate suicide or pray for spontaneous combustion. Scrutinizing my notes on the way home, I was amazed to find a marked absence of the “??!!!“s, “STUPID“s and “OH, PUH-LEASE“s that used to feature regularly in my scribbled comments (these, of course, manifest themselves less offensively in my formal adjudication speeches).

Symposiuming

I spent Wednesday and Thursday at a symposium for tertiary students, attending at the behest of my future employers and current sponsors of my university education. It was basically two days of talking about Singapore in the region, Singapore in the global economy, Singapore society, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore.

Do I sound bored to you? I was, but not because I find the subject of Singapore intrinsically boring. I think it’s a fascinating study in politics, governance, development and economics that doesn’t seem to have been replicated anywhere else I can think of in modern times.

I was bored, I guess, because it just seemed like the same thing over and over again, which any Singaporean with half a brain who doesn’t live in a media vacuum would know about: the challenges facing Singapore, the need to stay competitive, the need to innovate. The same old questions from the assembled students: how free is the press, what use is political activism when nothing changes in response to it, yadda yadda yadda.

There are a couple of scattered things I want to write about, some loosely connected to the symposium, some not. But right now, I want to have lunch with Ken and go to the library. Maybe later.

StorTroopered

This doesn’t look like me, but it’s the closest match I could get.

Michelle, storTroopered

Well Mixed Weekend

I like well mixed weekends. Saturday morning was spent reading the latest Economist, pulling white hairs out of my father’s head, and downloading MP3s, Saturday afternoon was spent helping my mother, and dinner was with the family.

Satisfied that I’d fulfilled the requisite “time at home/with family” requirement for nag-free living in the household, I then left for drinks at the Liquid Room with old classmates May, incredibly toned Willy (dirty mind, quell thyself) and Stan, and then Zouk, where we spent most of our time in Velvet Underground (soulful house/acid jazz) with periodic excursions to Phuture (breakbeats, my favourite room in Zouk) at my pleading.

Sunday was quietly but pleasantly spent, with chai dao kuey (literal translation: carrot cake, but it’s not carrot cake. It’s complicated. But yummy.) for lunch, ironing and The Sportswriter in the afternoon, mass in the evening, and dinner at Ah Hoi’s Kitchen, which I proclaimed the best dinner I’d had since coming home – there was crispy fried baby squid, honey glazed ginger chicken, chilli kangkung (it’s a vegetable) and lots of durians for dessert. I may have my gripes about Singapore, but damn, it’s a food paradise.

Must. Stop. Downloading. MP3s…

This is all the fault of WinMX and Epitonic, but I link them here so that you can meet, love and then hate them too.

Just downloaded: Ambivalence (Embellish), a charming little pop ditty, but don’t sing along to the “So get down on your knees and let me penetrate you deep from behind” line in the chorus in public places.

Now downloading: Fear Of Fireflies (Calla), from their Scavengers album, which I’m researching with purchase in mind.

Now playing: Strange Fruit (Billie Holiday). Classic.

Rare Regrets

Thursday and Friday nights reminded me that I have a small number of regrets about the past year in London.

Thursday night was spent back at Jitterbugs Swingapore getting re-acquainted with lindy-hopping, which I fell madly in love with last summer but failed to keep up with in London, due to lack of time, or rather, lack of time management. It was mildly depressing to dance with Richard, former Lindy II and III classmate, and feel woefully inept because of how good he’s gotten in the past year. It was mildly annoying to see that the same girl who irritated me last year with her cutesypieness is still there and cutesier than ever.

There were still moments I enjoyed, like dancing to Indigo Swing’s How Lucky Can One Guy Be (a song that featured prominently in my first few classes and which I still love), and I must admit it felt good to look at other people in the Lindy III class I attended and know that however much I may have stagnated or worsened over the year, I still wasn’t the worst dancer there, but I just couldn’t help thinking how much better it could all have been if I’d just kept on dancing in London.

Reality bites now, though, and an exasperatingly right voice informs me that whatever I may have wasted last year, I won’t be able to make up for it in the coming year, because I’m going to be even busier, with heavier debating and hall commitments, and I sort of want to get first class honours in law at the end of it as well.

Friday did not, at least, involve feeling woefully inept – I attended a three-hour briefing session for judging at the upcoming national debating championships, which is something I feel well qualified for, but juxtaposed with Thursday night, it made me wonder if I’ve spent too much time in my university life debating and too little time, well, swingin’.

Links From John

As always, John is my tall, chronically and terrifyingly messy, Newcastlian guide to the realm of the truly bizarre:

My reaction to this news story: why on earth was the giant Norwegian rocking horse even built with a penis? Surely rocking horses don’t have to be anatomically correct? This intrigues me. I’m going to have to start groping every rocking horse I see, just to check.

I wasn’t in the UK in 1992, so this is the first time I’ve heard of Ghostwatch, which sounds fascinating in terms of the War Of The Worlds effect it apparently had on less observant members of the British public.

And finally, there’s the good ol’ Fortean Times, which John describes as “the home of all weirdness”. Uh, John? There’s also your room