We’re having a girly afternoon in the flat. Chicken in broth is simmering on the stove. I insist on playing Tamara N’Sync’s a capella versions of Last Christmas and This I Promise You that Avril recently downloaded. Tamara loves them as much as I do. We go through a long playlist of sappy R&B. We gush about how much we love All My Life (K-Ci & Jo-Jo). We gush about how talented we think N’Sync are. Halfway through No One Comes Close To you (Joe), Tamara decides she’s starting to feel a bit too loved up and needs a change of mood. Cue Fuck All Night (Jay-Z), followed by No Panties (Trina and Tweet).