The Difficulties Of Summer

One thing I wonder about every summer is how my relocation affects my blog content (and yes, I won’t deny it, how it affects your interest in my blog content, O reader).

First and most simply, there’s the change of country – what I don’t realize while I’m in London and writing about London and the people I know there, is how much more difficult it can be sometimes to be writing about a place where I have a history. Every entry in Singapore comes with scores of invisible footnotes. No name is just a name, or a place just a place, but I feel torn between explaining everything (which, knowing me, would be overly lengthy and ultimately woefully inadequate) and just coasting through it all (which means the entries could end up feeling empty).

The other simple difference is language – we speak a colourful and fairly charming mutation of English over here which I fall comfortably back into once I’m home (unlike other Singaporeans who suddenly acquire other people’s accents after a few years somewhere else, and speak like foreigners at home forevermore), but which can be pretty damn incomprehensible to the rest of the world. And then there’s all our names for food. I don’t presume to be an Inuit trying to explain snow to a Bedouin but it can get a bit tough trying to figure out what a ang moh/gwai-lo/gringo, call them what you will, reader makes of all this.

Lest this become too Joy Luck Club, let me just say that I’ll try and find a happy compromise to everything above, but will probably fail quite regularly. So be it. I don’t write this exclusively for me or you, but wander fitfully along the spectrum, which is how I quite like it.

Blogspot Just In Case

A fairly important notice: if, in the near future, you come here and are told this page doesn’t exist, you’ll find me living out of my metaphorical Internet suitcase at theineffable.blogspot.com.

I explain this a little more at the blogspot site, but since both blogs will continue to be updated with exactly the same content, you don’t actually have to go there unless this site ceases to exist at its current host. For now though, please do bookmark that site if anything I have ever written has brought the tiniest shred of joy to your life. Or if you detest me, but just keep reading this out of sheer masochism because you’re kinky that way. Or if you’re friends of mine who’ve resigned themselves to reading this site because I’m so bloody awful at keeping in touch.

Bookmark. Bookmark. Bookmark.

I was never one for subtlety. And I ain’t too proud to beg.

New Adventures Of Bobbin #1

I really, really, really should be studying anti-suit injunctions, but I’m too busy embarrassing myself by laughing out loud in the computer cluster room at The New Adventures Of Bobbin (found at Jolene’s), which you will absolutely love if you are a sarky Singaporean ex-convent girl like yours truly (okay, they’re technically not convent girls in the comic, but they’ve got the uniform, the humour and, er, sense of morality), and even if you’re not, go read it anyway for proof that Singaporeans do have a sense of humour.

Oh, and can someone competent in Mandarin please explain this one to me?

Meanwhile, I’m at strip number 74. Only 37 more to go before The New Adventures Of Anti-Suit Injunctions…

The Gayometer Has Spoken

So if Alec is 43% gay and Mark is only 40%, this makes my boyfriend even more of a raging queen than Her Majesty during the annus horribilis. Oh well. At least he cooks and cleans.

When Family Car Games Attack

dooce.com is funny today, especially if you used to play that game.

Games in our family car included As The Car Rounded The Bend The Baby Sister Hurtled Through The Window! Oh Wait, No She Didn’t, Her Heroic Big Brother Saved Her. The two main players of this game were, unsurprisingly, my brother and myself, although given our considerably different sizes at the time (he’s 11 years older than me) he pretty much wrote the rules.

Step Aside Ron Jeremy!

So there I was, suffering acutely from dissertation exhaustion, and then Jeremy Bentham pornolized to Jeremy “Big Cock” Bentham.

The Dialecticizer’s results bring less glee but are edifying nonetheless, especially Redneck, Swedish Chef and Hacker.

Wrong Wu-Syntax

The Wu-Tang Clan Name Generator is highly dissatisfactory and clearly ill-conceived. My Wu-Name is apparently Lazy-Assed Destroyer, which just goes against all MC naming conventions. Consider: the unchanged spelling of “lazy”, the unnecessarily grammatical “ed” on the end of “Ass”, and above all, the “er” that ends “Destroyer”.

I think my Wu-Name should have been Lay-Z Ass Destroyah.

My Biggest Fan

“If I’m really bored, I read Red Meat. And then if I’m really, really desperate, then I go read your site.” – My boyfriend, ever-affirming and supportive.

Typical

While I am away for a weekend of prayer at the UCL Catholic Society retreat, my site continues to be grist for the mill of worldwide moral degeneracy.