Michelle Vs Photocopier…FIGHT!

Me: “COPY”
Photocopier: ADD TONER. DO YOU NEED HELP IN ADDING TONER?
Me: “YES”
Photocopier: PRESS “INFO” FOR HELP IN ADDING TONER
Me: “INFO”
Photocopier: [extremely complex instructions beginning with OPEN FRONT COVER and moving on to tasks such as configuration of nuclear reactor, retrieval of lost space probe, removal of own appendix with dessert spoon…]
Me: “CANCEL”
Photocopier: [extremely complex instructions beginning with OPEN FRONT COVER and moving on to tasks such as configuration of nuclear reactor, retrieval of lost space probe, removal of own appendix with dessert spoon…]
Me, exasperated: “NO”
Photocopier: ADD TONER.
Me, giving up but wilful: “NO” (!)
Photocopier: ADD TONER. (!)
Me, starting to find this funny: “NO” (!!!)
Photocopier: ADD TONER. (!!!)
Me, in fits of laughter: Interactive technology my arse!

(Other people present make timid expressions of concern before running away from strange girl.)