McSweeney’s/Semen News

The following McSweeney’s Lists (almost always best read with no further introduction than their titles alone) amused me:

• The Most Famous Haiku Of All Time
• Selected Words from a Chinese-English Dictionary Published in the People’s Republic of China And the Sentences Used to Illustrate Their Meanings
• The only list item in Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating which I found funny was “Masturbating”, but read it anyway.

While we’re on the subject, semen is apparently an anti-depressant. Pass it on.