In my hall’s somewhat lacklustre attempt to celebrate St George’s Day, there was bickering over finding someone to play God Save The Queen on the piano.
Me: Tay, God made you more musically talented than me. You should play it.
Tay: God also gave me a fiiiiine ass to sit on, and that’s what I’m doing right now. (plonks himself down in my seat)
Me: Fine. So what if I say God also gave me a fiiiiine ass to sit on, and I’m also gonna sit on it right now? (I plonk myself down)
Tay: Well your ass ain’t finer than mine.
Me: Oh yes it is.
Tay: Oh no it’s not.
Me: Well my ass can kick your ass’s ass!
So much for my brilliant legal mind and rapier wit.