Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego,
and you can most likely play an instrument or
three. You’re a real hit at parties, but you’re
SO above karaoke.
What people love: You’re instant entertainment.
Unless you play the obo.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than
the radio and compare everything to a freaking
Spot-on about the relative sizes of my CD collection and my ego, spot-on about my instruments, but totally wrong about the rest. I don’t see myself as a big hit at parties or instant entertainment (I wish!), I never sing louder than the radio unless it’s playing Wuthering Heights or Manta Ray, and I am SO NOT above karaoke. Also, I’m far too self-absorbed to compare everything to a freaking song, I usually prefer to find a parallel experience in my own life to bore and annoy other people with.