Titular Titterings
When I imported my Blogger content into Movable Type, titles were automatically generated for all my posts from the first five words of each post. I didn’t realize the comic potential of this immediately, but while trying out my new search function I typed in “Alec” and was presented with an array of posts, including those with the following (mostly rather misleading) “titles”:
I’d initially been really excited
I’m less than satisfied with
Alec takes issue with my
Alec does strange things with
I got called a cunt
I admit it, I’m stuck
So there I was, suffering
And today it all ended
Tee hee. It’s almost poetic! (Am I the only one this amuses?) (For the benefit for any friends I haven’t talked to in a while who may start getting worried, don’t worry, we’re still very happily together.)
While doing other administrative exploration, I found this other title I rather like:
And somehow we manage to salvage some romance from our relationship, though you’d neve think it.
But this search facility is really ingenious. For example I tried typing in ‘work’. This is what it produced:
Not since Erotica has an
I held out as long
I know I’ve not really
I’d never heard of any
This week will be different.
A Bored Michelle Watches MTV
I was lying in bed
I will slowly conquer the
I had a look through, and found that ‘No pages were found containing “gibberish”‘. Which, Michelle, you should take as a reassurance.
Alec: Touche. Oooh you give it to me so good baby.
I like a man who slaps me round a bit.
Matt: That is indeed reassuring. Less reassuring is the fact that “No pages were found containing profundity” either.