We went drinking on Keong Saik Road on Saturday. Across the road from our bar (37) was X-Zone Karaoke Pub. A few doors down was Streeters Pub. After my first drink I decided to go outside to have a look around. After all, it’s not every day that I go drinking in a red light district.
I stood by the side of the road. I took a long look down one side of it. I turned and took a long look down the other side of it. For some reason, I was standing with one hand on my hip. I then realized I was behaving like a prostitute, and hurriedly retreated into the bar to order another of what they cheerfully referred to as a “big motherfucker” of a Hoegaarden.