Star Wars Cockney Rhyming Slang

On Wednesday morning Xfm was giving out Attack Of The Clones tickets (still can’t say that without making it into ATTACK!!!! of the clones) for the best Star Wars Cockney rhyming-slang listeners could come up with. One guy’s contribution was “Imperial Fleet”, to be used in the context of “let’s go into the bedroom and I’ll show you my Imperial Fleet”. Another guy called up later, suggesting “Trade Federation”, which is “something you can do with your Imperial Fleet”.