Setting Clear Priorities

Clearly, when I am under severe pressure not to let UCL down when I represent it tomorrow in the Blackstone’s Moots, the most important things I should be doing with my time should include redoing my desktop icon/wallpaper combinations, (re)reading December’s edition of Cosmo, and attempting to dance to Alien Ant Farm’s rendition of Smooth Criminal, all this rather than actually writing legal arguments as to why “Demi Massinger, a well-known model” shouldn’t be able to claim damages from my beautician client for losing her opportunity to be a Bond Girl due to a disastrous eyelash tint.

Clearly.