I am attempting to convert this blog to PHP despite not knowing very much about it. Rather stupidly, I am also attempting this while my usual technical advisor Russ is in Italy on a charity project and completely incommunicado.
I’ve located a number of dummy’s guides online so theoretically everything should go fine, but if things start looking a little strange around here over the next couple of days, you’ll know why.
[In general, if you’re looking for something here and get an error message, try changing the file extension of the URL from .html to .php. If that doesn’t work, laugh maniacally. That won’t fix the site at all, but it’s always so therapeutic.]