One-Liners

I love the one sentence article summaries in the Guardian’s RSS feed. Some examples from the last couple of days:

• Teacake mistake could cost Treasury: Confusion over status of dome of marshmallow on a biscuit swathed in milk chocolate could cost £3.5m
• Bush writes to Kim Jong Il: US president writes to Kim Jong il, who he once dismissed as a “pygmy”
• Wallinger takes Turner Prize: Judges praise “visceral intensity” of artist who once dressed as bear