Knight In Silly Hat

In this day and age, when instructed by one’s boyfriend to look out of one’s third floor window, one does not, admittedly, expect to see him cantering up the street on a white stallion, but one is nonetheless somewhat perturbed by the sight of him in a Santa hat with flashing red stars on it, and waving a pink pig lolly.

All in all, I think I rather like this day and age.