Justin Ruffled
I am generally self-satisfied to the point of arrogance with my prowess in various little endeavours, but with regard to blog entries my proverbial feathers have just been well and truly proverbially ruffled. When I am queen everyone funnier than me will be first against the wall, and this guy’ll be among them. Mark my words. I just have to go find a wall long enough for a shitload of people. And become queen.