I Heart Have I Got News For You

This might be one of those things where you just had to be there, but during the captions segment of Have I Got News For You last week, one of the pictures was a close-up of several medal-festooned Chinese military officials standing amidst others in a choir-like formation, eyebrows resolute and aggressive, mouths formed into perfect O’s fervently singing what must have been a political anthem.

Someone’s caption was “That man on the right is thinking: For God’s sake will somebody say ‘klahoma!”