Here I Go, Here I Go, Here I Go Again
Long-suffering is the man who queues up at the long-queue Punggol nasi lemak place on Tanjong Katong Road to ta pao for the sore-footed fiance lazing on the couch in his flat, watches 3 episodes of the X-Files with her while she squeals “AWWWW POOR SCULLLEEEEE…DEAD??! HE CAN’T BE DEAD!…HE’S ALIVE YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!” (studying in England screwed up my X-Files viewing, so I haven’t seen any episodes from the middle of season 8 onwards) intermittently throughout the evening and finally, sits calmly while said fiance gleefully searches out old Salt’N’Pepa videos on Youtube and raps to them because she fucking feels like it.
I bet you’re thinking this is a poor excuse for a post, and so far, you would be right. But you see, although all of the above did happen, I wouldn’t normally bother blogging about it. But then I found this:
Excellent. I haven’t read Qwantz for years. It’s amazing the mileage they get out of those six columns.
Great! I’d forgotten Qwantz too, this has inspired me to go reread…
Those three members of Salt’N’Pepa look like they’re adjusting their undergarments in mid-air.
Yes, that’s the only subject I think about nowadays.