Googlers / Ktheory / Luke Visits

Not-so-burning but still infuriating question of the day: why, why, why do something like half my Google hits seem to come from people searching for Audrey Tautou’s mammaries? And why the hell am I first on the list?

In other news, I have nothing more disturbing to report from Luke’s latest visit to the UK than a phallic salad (large leek, effect enhanced by cherry tomatoes) and a violated wok. This is a good thing, considering that on previous visits he has perfumed my room with Spam and given Nazi salutes to oncoming cars on narrow one-lane roads in Scotland.