Certain things need to be clarified with regard to what Mark writes about our Saturday night gossip session:
- His hips were generally referred to by him as “child-bearing” rather than “holster”.
- Apart from the above observations on his anatomy, he also apologized once for builder’s arse.
- He didn’t seem in the least bit embarrassed about any of the above declarations.
He is, however, accurate in saying “Michelle is Michelle and it didn’t seem to bother her too much”, and Mark, after braving an ice disco with you, your room doesn’t require anywhere as much courage. :P