This is possibly the funniest, most original thing I have ever read at Defective Yeti. Which, in the context of the last couple years’ worth of funny, original Defective Yeti posts, is really saying something.
> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.
> SAY “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”
> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.
[Note: I don’t know if this will be as funny if you’ve never played text-based computer adventure games.]