Door Bitch

Strange, isn’t it, that when I walk unaccompanied to the door of China Jump and ask what the cover charge is, the woman manning it says “You do know you have to be over 25, right?” with a distinct tone, but when I walk to the door with Alec, no one even mentions age?

I guess white is the new black. Or maybe white has always been the new black. If you know what I mean.