Delusions Of Dignity

It was an essay weekend. ‘Nuff said.

Current favourite song on the Xfm playlist: Raise The Alarm (Big Dog featuring Kermit from Black Grape).

Raise tha alarm
I come to do harm
I just got ____ from a nut farm
And I gotta bomb
Strapped to my arm
You bettah sing the 23rd psalm!

They played it this morning while I was brushing my teeth, and I just couldn’t stand still. So there I was, bouncing around the room and foaming at the mouth, and I looked out of my window and saw the girl in the room perpendicular to mine glued to her window and laughing hysterically at my antics.

Sigh. So much for delusions of dignity.