So far this site has featured Crazy Elbows At Eye-Jabbing Level Girl & Very Sweaty Shirtless I’m-Soooo-Cool-Because- You-Can-See-My-Calvins-Over-The-Top-Of-My-Well-Filled-
Trousers Guy, Stupor Guy and possibly a few more characters I’ve forgotten about since. Bryan introduces the world to a whole host more. Unexpectedly Attractive Birthmark Girl Who Slouches sounds particularly intriguing.
Of course, in the same paragraph where I gloat over achieving this standard in writing style, I engage in obtuse mixing and mangling of cultural references, probably to incomprehensible effect. Always the hypocrite.