Born Again
I have not always been a big fan of the current Pope but upon reading this article in the NYT, I felt all our theological differences melt away. Truly, I can now wholeheartedly accept and follow his leadership of the Cat-holic church, and am keen to learn and absorb his many teachings about the Cat-echism. Furever and ever, amen.
“I think every church should have a cat colonyâ€
Ameow!
Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.
I can now wholeheartedly accept
You might accept them Categorically, even?
keen to learn and absorb his many teachings
Will you also Catalogue them?
Kelly: Halle-mew-ia!
James: Thx! I can has eaternal lyfe?
J: Of course, and I might also concatenate relevant learning points where appawpriate, if I’m feline hardworking.
Michelle, you have got an uncanny ability for coming up with bad jokes.
I felt actual physical pain after reading your response.
Yeah, Alec is probably going to exhibit a bunch of these posts as part of his divorce petition.