Behold The Cursed Cupcakes Of Cerberus
Work has been hell, but at least that provides me with a convenient segue into the rather amusing Black Oven (via Boing Boing). I’m not into baked stuff, but those Frostbitten Molasses Cookies Entombed with Ginger sure look tempting. “Packed full of grim and evil spices, they will leave you feeling despondent and isolated within their stronghold of flavor.”
If you are still in the mood for dark delights, you are satanically commanded to read the Black Metal Dialogues and I swear upon Ragnarok which advances upon us as surely as rigor mortis inhabits a corpse that you will spew the apocalyptic laughter of the true spawn of Loki.
I’ve had to stop reading the Black Metal Dialogues because I’m laughing so much in front of my colleagues.
the black oven is hilarious! but yes those cookings look very tempting.
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