Perhaps I will know I have finally arrived in life when my yearly romp through the Argos catalogue ceases to be a source of intense pleasure. For the moment this joy no doubt belies my shocking lack of sophistication because of course only the working classes shop there, dahling. I am nonetheless incorrigible in my bliss. The path to practical necessities like laundry baskets and storage solutions is happily paved with Vidal Sassoon Maximum Funk It Up! hair dryers (a multi-function nozzle for choppy or smooth!), cordless hair straighteners and floating candle sets, and while I fall short of being girly enough to actually buy any of these, I’m most definitely girly enough to love looking at them anyway.