Sonic Nursing

My sister deals with personnel in the Ministry of Health, and part of her job includes promoting the nursing profession – overseeing scholarship schemes, running advertising campaigns, stuff like that.

Today she had a sudden flash of inspiration, while we were listening to the Kings’ Singers do Wind Beneath My Wings (it wasn’t great, but their rendition of Live And Let Die was very much worse) – perhaps the nursing profession could do with a theme song!

I made several suggestions.

• Bad Medicine
• Sexual Healing
• Knocking On Heaven’s Door
• Breathe Again
• Died In Your Arms Tonight

I don’t know why she wasn’t more receptive.