It might get a little quiet round here in the next few days as I try to get my arse in gear for a redesign.
In the meantime, here’s a joke I told to the boss of a glamorous department in my company where lots of ambitious high-flyers want to work.
Me: Knock knock.
Boss: Who’s there?
Me: The interrupting cow.
Boss: The interrupting c…
Me: MOO!
I expect his offer of a prime position, company car and tenfold salary increase to arrive shortly, don’t you?
Oh, Michelle, you still haven’t lost it. *grin*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
HAHAHA, I’m sure you can count on that prime position, company car and tenfold salary ANY day now…
Ha MOOOO ha…
I tried this on the other half. The results have been posted in my blog…
You cannot beat a certain toothpaste-loving individual who is also in your organization:
Q. Why did Michael Jackson lose the race?
A. He came in a little behind.